first date LOL

We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter ... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.

All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance"! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As for the Tonight Show ... she took the prize hands down ... or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment - - - - This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off."

tickle, tickle, tickle

so, i'm going through tickle.com which is a site that i'm totally loyal and dedicated to....and i come to find out i'm just totally in the dark about things....i was like "wow"....meaning people getting pregnant with other people they met on tickle....and stuff like that....rumors going around that i have no clue about cos i stick to my little corner of the tickle kingdom....it makes me wonder where the hell i've been when i hear about all this stuff and what nots....i thought it was interesting on how much i don't really know about people....geez....

anyway, this past weekend was alright....i watched SIN CITY on friday....it was alright....i just thought it was a little long....but good all around....and then on saturday, i went and watched THE RING TWO again with erin....she just thought it was creepy....then we went to eat and talked about stuff....and talking to her, i've come to the realization that i talk about david too much....david is a very good friend of mine who is also my ex....we still keep in touch and are still really good friends....i had told erin that david came for a visit on easter....(he moved to idaho last dec) and it seemed like she was upset the he didn't stop by her place....which i thought was funny cos i still think she has a crush on him....

i also told her about my florida trip with my friend bryan....she wanted to come, but i kinda told her she couldn't....bryan ranted about her a while back cos i mentioned to him that erin told me she seen him naked on the cam where bryan had told her not to tell me....bryan was testing erin and erin failed....*shrugs*.....

then later that night, i had a very interesting conversation with stephanie/sky from tickle about religon and what not....we talked for about two hours and learned a little bit about her....it was probably the most we've talked about that didn't include sex or something like that....it was kinda cool....

anyway life has been "blah" lately....feels like SSDD everyday....i feel like i'm in a rut and i don't know how to get out....i'm hoping this trip to florida next month will breathe some life back into me....*sigh*.....