Concert Pet Peeves (a concert rant)

as you are well aware.....i love going to concerts.....rock concerts especially.....and i have some pet peeves or "things that must go" when it comes to concerts......

1. people throwing shit....especially at the band onstage.....now, according to "Unwritten-Rules-of-Concert-Etiquette"......you should throw items at a stage performer when they truly suck.....not cos you're a dumb ass and just wanna throw something on stage.....i've witness this many-a time where stupid people throw bottles, shoes, and undergarments on stage.....and for what????......to piss off the band???.....to hopefully have a band member call your number that you carefully wrote on your bra or panties???.....this *I* don't like.....keep your shit to yourself.....and don't throw it on stage while "my" band is playing my favorite song.....and they have to stop the song to tell you NOT to throw shit......

2. people who constantly scream at the band to play a certain song when they know the band doesn't normally sing that song......for example......i went to yellowcard......and the girls next to me was screaming at them to sing "eye of the tiger"......which they briefly did last concert in nov to kinda kill time while they switched guitars and stuff.....now.....yellowcard doesn't normally sing "eye of the tiger"......so to have 5 freeeeakin girls scream at the top of their lungs "SING EYE OF THE TIGER!!!!!"......more than 5 times.....became increasing irksome.....and i just wanted them to passout from exhaustion or something like that....just to shut them up......

3. people who body surf when they know they shouldn't......here are a few suggestions on people who SHOULD NOT ATTEMPT BODY SURFING......
....-if you are over 175 lbs.....do not body surf.....you are too freakin heavy to throw
....-if you are UNDER 125 lbs.....do not body surf.....you are too freakin light and will be tossed like a rag doll
...-if you are wearing boots, heavy tennis shoes or other HARD shoes.....those hurt people's heads when you are coming across
...-if you are wearing a skirt, tank or other flimsy attaire.....you will be naked by the time you get to the front or be prodded in your neather regions or both.....
...-if you are wearing flip flops.....you will be going home bare foot....nuff said.....
...-people who do not know HOW to body surf.....don't wiggle.....just lay still and the crowd won't punch you or drop you when you come by because you're being a turd rolling around everywhere.....
...-and so on and so forth......

4. people who freakin want to get up to the front.....and push and push.....and people who complain about being pushed.....dude.....you are at a concert.....people are going to be pushing you....you are going to get to know a lot of people very well.....and you're going to come out smelling like 10 sweaty people......

5. people who grab my hand and push it away when i'm about to be thrown something from the band......i've had that happen 3 times.....just don't k????

end rant