Favorite Movie Quotes Part One

-From Shall We Dance:

"We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet... I mean, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things... all of it, all of the time, every day. You're saying 'Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go un-witnessed because I will be your witness'."

-from Lord of the Rings:

"Fool of a Took!!!"

"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil.

-from Team America World Police:

"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"

"And now da destwuction of de worurd is inedidable"
"It's what?"
"Ine - ine - inedidable."
"One more time... "
"I said, da destwuction of da worurd is inedible. God damn, open your fuckin' eaws, girw!"

"America, fuck yeah!"

-From The Fifth Element:

"You asked for a case, we brought you a case.
"A case with FOUR STONES in it! Not one or two or three, but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
"We are warriors, not merchants."
"But you can still count!!!!"

-From EuroTrip:

(singing) "Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!"

"Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!"

"They really are the worst twins ever. "

"Mail muthafucker!!!"

-From The Mummy:

"Well if it ain't my little buddy Beni. I think I'll kill you."
"Think of my children. "
"You don't have any children"
"Someday I might."

"I loved the sand wall trick, it was beautiful... you bastard."

-From The Mummy Returns:

"No harm ever came from opening a chest."
"Yeah, no harm ever came from reading a book either. Remember how that one went?"

-From The Rundown:

(Beck is being "humped" by a monkey)
"Establish dominance. Establish dominance!!!!"