i ate my balls

i've been a little sick lately, so i've switched out my 1/2 inch barbell tongue ring with a 3/4 inch barbell to compinsate for dehydration that causes my tongue to swell....

well....having a longer then usual barbell in my mouth causes me to play with it more often, sometimes chewing on the top ball....basically taking the top ball and putting it in between my teeth....

well this causes the the ball on the barbell to come loose to the point the ball will not stay on the barbell....

so on monday....while eating dinner with the bros....the ball came undone and i swallowed it....luckly i didn't swallow the barbell....so i go home and switch it out with another 3/4 inch barbell (which i've had for a while)....

so i'm at work today....playing with my piercing again....and eating my cup-o-noodles (with a SPOON cos my boss thought i would be funny to stockpile cup-o-noodles, bottled water and SPOONS)....and yes....the ball popped off and i swallow it....grrr so i swallowed two balls in one week....frick....